Skiing (Quotes)

Que largo es el verano...

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
-Dave Barry

Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink
-P. J. O'Rourke

How stupid is it to go up and down a Mountain all day?
-John McNally