29 de mayo de 2006

Se acerca el ciclo de evaluaciones

Por si necesitais ayuda escribiendo reviews. No me acuerdo de donde salen estas, suenan a Dilbert...

  • "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
  • "I would not allow this employee to breed."
  • "This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be."
  • "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
  • "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
  • "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there."
  • "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
  • "This employee is depriving a village of an idiot."
  • "This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better."
  • "Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching."
  • "A room temperature IQ."
  • "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."
  • "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
  • "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
  • "Bright as Alaska in December."
  • "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
  • "He's so dense, light bends around him."
  • "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
  • "It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."

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