Se acerca el ciclo de evaluaciones

Por si necesitais ayuda escribiendo reviews. No me acuerdo de donde salen estas, suenan a Dilbert...

• "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
  
• "I would not allow this employee to breed."
• "This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be."
• "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
• "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
• "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there."
• "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
• "This employee is depriving a village of an idiot."
  
• "This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better."
• "Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching."
• "A room temperature IQ."
• "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."
• "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
• "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
• "Bright as Alaska in December."
• "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
• "He's so dense, light bends around him."
• "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
• "It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."